The Lazy Dad’s Guide to Gaining Weight (Without Changing Your Life)

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I’m trying to go from 150 → 170 lbs.

But here’s the reality:

I have two kids. A full-time job. And about zero time to meal prep.

So I built a “lazy bulk” plan.

The Rules

  • No complicated meals
  • No strict schedules
  • No life disruption

What Actually Works

1. Eat More… Not Better

  • Add calories to what you already eat
  • Double portions when you can

2. Snack Constantly

  • Chips
  • Protein bars
  • Trail mix

3. Easy High-Calorie Wins

  • Rotisserie chicken
  • Pizza
  • Peanut butter

4. Don’t Skip Meals

Even if it’s quick… eat something.

Gym Approach

  • Lift 3x/week
  • Focus on compound movements
  • Keep it simple

Final Thought

You don’t need a perfect plan.

You just need more calories… consistently.